Am I safe now?
"My softness for way-ward strangers has made me nothing less than a halfway house for aching soles."

paralol:

gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

*friends eyes are watering for no reason*

"Are you wearing that mascara you’re allergic to but wear any way cause you think it’s cute"

"…..when did I tell you that"

"…….like…..two years ago"

I get jealous and have a short temper and I get quite clingy. But I promise no one will ever love you like me.(via angel-in-paradise)

(Source: 0bvi0uslygay)


halloween-game-strong:

The saddest thing in the world is when someone flinches when you move fast like no I wasn’t going to hurt you friend

eugenialoli:

“She’s All That" by Eugenia Loli.

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scribbleshouse:

SIRIUS FLIRTING WITH LITERALLY EVERY TEACHER TRYING (and failing) TO GET OUT OF DETENTION

He tried it with Dumbledore once and the man laughed so hard it almost worked, but then McGonagall came around the corner. Sirius brags until his dying day that he once seduced Dumbledore himself.

James never actually believes him until one day Sirius gives Dumbledore this huge dramatic wink and then Dumbledore winks back.

James stands up and walks out of the great hall.


assvvipe:

♡ roses are red ♡
♡ violets are blue ♡
♡ lmaooooooo ♡
♡ truuuuuuuuu ♡

(Source: roughness)


enterpraise:

oh hi best friend’s new friend

*whispers* i will end u

(Source: claraseleven)